Shirly Brener

I am now a big fan...

Every now and then some enterprising PR person gets smart and sends me photos of one of their sexy clients. Today is one of those days as I would like to introduce you to Shirly Brener, and her bikinis. And as any good PR person knows, putting your sexy client in a bikini and a wet t-shirt is a surefire way to get publicity. It’s like PR 101. Oh yeah, as for Shirly, “Shirly Brener is one of the most prolific actresses and producers working today in Hollywood … She just wrapped up the lead in the indie drama Touched playing Monique, a bi-polar schizophrenic abusive mother.” And she “is currently working on her MBA at Pepperdine University.” She is also missing an “e” in her first name (I added that part.) There was like a million other things they told me about her, but since no one reads what I write here between the photos anyway I am quitting there. Enjoy!

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Jessica Bratich

I really need to start going to some karate tournaments...

Jessica Bratich, according to reliable sources (Wiki), is best known for the bronze medal she won in the world championships in karate in 2006. That is, until today. Now she’s best known for looking damn hot in a bikini for the latest issue of GQ India. She is also apparently engaged to some guy who plays cricket down there, or not, I don’t know. Cricket’s like the big sport down under, right? Guys down there pull tail like soccer players do in Europe. Unlike cricket players here in the States who… umm… are there any cricket players here?

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Fernanda Brandao

Sexiest? Maybe not, but nothing to sneeze at either...

Then again, they also said Lady Gaga was the third sexiest so these things are quite subjective. That being said, you could do a lot worse than picking Fernanda Brandao for the top spot. A lot worse. Last year they picked Collien Fernandes. See, that’s what I like about the Germans, not afraid to go outside the box when it comes to selecting sexy ladies (unlike, ahem, some). As for why they chose Fernanda for the top spot, I assume it’s because she is a Brazilian singer and dancer who lives in Munich, Germany, automatically making her the sexiest woman in the country. It’d be like if she moved to Indiana and we left it up to just the Hoosiers to pick the sexiest woman in the world. They’d probably pick her too.

 

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Tal Berkovich

Tal Berkovich appears in this month’s FHM Spain looking sexy as all get-out. Now if I only knew who she was. To the Internets!! Let’s see… hmm… it would appear that at some point in the past Tal appeared naked in some version Playboy. Yes, that seems to be the case… hmmm… yep… butt-naked… I’m sorry, I am going to need a few minutes. Talk amongst yourselves.

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Liza Berggren

I do love the way she's looking at me...

Liza Berggren: Former Miss Sweden. Is there a better title in the world than that? Sure, Miss Italy, Miss Spain, Miss Brazil, they’re all good too, but did they have their own super duper special bikini team doing beer commercials back in the day? I think not. I wonder why they don’t do that anymore. Did guys get tired of seeing sexy Swedish women in bikinis? I find that hard to believe. I know that when it comes to choosing a beer I’d much rather have hot blondes bouncing around trying to convince me to buy their lager than frogs or dogs or any of those other clever concepts they’ve used over the years. Perhaps we should start a campaign to bring these girls back. If I had an intern I’d totally get him going on that. Hmmm… perhaps that’s why I don’t have an intern.

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