No, no, don't put a mask on, I'm trying to make you famous, Catrinel...

Anytime I get the chance to promote Romanian model Catrinel Menghia I’m going to take it. This woman might be the best lingerie model on the planet. She doesn’t look too shabby in a bikini either, which is why I’m still steamed that she didn’t win the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search. Jessica Perez was the winner, but where the hell has she been the last few months? I thought she was working for Victoria’s Secret, but I haven’t seen jack from her. Meanwhile, Catrinel has been all over the place, doing her sexy thing. Next time there’s a swimsuit model search maybe people will listen to me and cast their votes properly.